Tuesday, January 29, 2013

[Insert issue here] upsets Texas Republicans

A story at the Express-News' website is titled, " Immigration proposal upsets Texas Republicans."

Am I the only person who thinks you could write that headline about any somewhat moderate legislative proposal and the headline would read  XXXXXXX upsets Texas Republicans?  Hell, these days, there is almost nothing that doesn't upset Texas Republicans. 

Let's try it out:

Coke Flavor Change Upsets Texas Republicans

Bad Perm Job Upsets Texas Republicans

Traffic Jam Upsets Texas Republicans

Daylight Savings Time Upsets Texas Republicans

Food Poisoning Upsets Texas Republicans...in More Ways than One

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