Embassy Orgy

If you've seen that movie My Fellow Americans, there's a scene where Lauren Bacall tells Jack Lemmon, "Don't say friggin Russ.  If you're gonna use the f-word go for the gold."

That's kinda how I feel about political scandal.  If you going to do it, go for the gold...as demonstrated by the Honduran Ambassador to Colombia.  To be fair, no one knows if the ambassador was actually present.

From ABC News (Australia):

The government of Honduras has sacked its ambassador to Colombia after the embassy was reportedly robbed by prostitutes during a drunken Christmas party.

Carlos Rodriguez Andino was told to resign after Honduran foreign minister Arturo Corrales received a report drafted by a special commission appointed to investigate the December 20 incident in Bogota.

...According to Honduran media reports, the ambassador's bodyguard and close friend Jorge Mendoza organised a party at the embassy to celebrate Christmas that turned into a booze-fuelled orgy with prostitutes.

Reports said the prostitutes stole embassy computers and mobile phones, and defecated on the desks of the ambassador and the commercial attache, after they were asked to leave without being paid.

I also think the prostitutes have a point.  Hired to do a job and getting stiffed.  Who wouldn't be mad?