Off the Extinction list but still Critically Endangered

Once thought to be extinct, political scientists today spotted a rare breed that once roamed all over Texas: Democraticus statewidicis or more commonly know as a statewide Democrat.

Based on the age and location of the animal, political scientists have placed the species on the Critically Endangered list noting that, "unless circumstances change, the species may once again be placed on the extinction list as early as 2017."